핵심 개념
The author has no interest in pursuing a traditional "bucket list" of aspirations, and instead presents a "fuck-it list" of things they will never do.
초록
The author begins by contrasting the typical "bucket list" of things people want to accomplish in life with their own "fuck-it list" - a reverse bucket list of things they have zero desire to do.
The author starts by stating they will never eat Miracle Whip on a sandwich, as they do not understand the appeal of this condiment. They then go on to list other things they have no interest in, such as:
Skydiving or bungee jumping
Eating at a fancy restaurant with a dress code
Attending a music festival
Buying a boat
Visiting Las Vegas
Owning a dog
Drinking craft beer
Wearing skinny jeans
Watching the Super Bowl
Listening to a podcast
The author explains that they are content with their current lifestyle and have no desire to pursue these types of experiences or activities that are commonly associated with a "bucket list." Instead, they are focused on simply living their life on their own terms.